A nice, calm and respectable lady went into her local pharmacy. She walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes grew bigger as he explained. "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. Not only is it against the law-I would lose my license and we'd both be thrown in jail. So no, absolutely not, you CAN-NOT have any cyanide."
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in the bedroom with the pharmacist's wife, his cock was deep inside her throat.
The pharmacist looked at the picture, nodded, and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."