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Wednesday, 24 July 2019

Life's Little Luxuries.

UK Madness Gone Mad.

Each day, clubs, pubs and streets across the UK are populated by wonderful weird characters, who create equally weird happenings. It's an environment that considers a fall in the cost of stolen bicycles to be a huge blow to the economy. Life's Little Luxuries invites you to take a street level tour and become familiar with the good, bad, mad and slightly madder. Black markets, subway drinkers, questionable education, cut price ladies of the night and the unexpected problems of supermarket bargains. All is revealed, in special circumstances, revelation of this mayhem can be delayed until you arrive.

Read this humorous look at life on your E-reader or an a free Kindle reader from Amazon.


Monday, 24 June 2019

Rational Thought is for Others.

 A little humor to reveal how rational thought quickly goes out of the window when the subject matter becomess personal.

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into her local pharmacy. She walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes grew bigger as he explained. "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. Not only is it against the law-I would lose my license and we'd both be thrown in jail. So no, absolutely not, you CAN-NOT have any cyanide."

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in the bedroom with the pharmacist's wife, his cock was deep inside her throat.

The pharmacist looked at the picture, nodded, and replied, "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"

Saturday, 8 June 2019

Define A Cuckold

What is A Cuckold?

Before writing Cuckold books, I visited numerous sex sites and gathered meaningful information from those who engage in its lifestyle. It soon became apparent that participation comes in so many forms, it's impossible to clearly define a Cuckold. However, to receive sexual gratification when a partner has sex with others is one characteristic practically all Cuckolds share. However, it's a misconception to think Cuckold couples can't possibly respect or love each other. Actually, all long time Cuckold couples who I spoke to could not have been happier. They feel a Cuckold lifestyle is not only beneficial to their relationship, it also provides an enjoyable social life. Note, Cuckold’s should not be confused with Swingers.

John and his wife entered into a Cuckold lifestyle after eight years of faithful marriage. He told me: ‘Swingers take sexual pleasure by exchanging partners, and good luck to them, but I have no interest whatsoever in bedding other women. Watching my wife orgasm with a bulls cock buried deep inside her, is what stiffens my cock.’ (Bull-is a term given to an alpha male who has sex with a Cuckolds' wife.)

Adding, ‘We don’t simply invite any man, he must fully understand the Cuckold scene. All our sexual entertainment takes place at home and bulls are extra special guests. They are free to decide when and how often sex will occur. It's an unwritten rule that my wife and I must never deny his demands. I watch, photograph or video practically every bit of sexual action until sleeping. Our bulls always spend the night in bed with my wife. I sleep in an adjoining single room. From there, I'm able to hear every moment of their goodnight or early morning sex. Once alone, a bull may fuck my wife with added ferocity. She relishes each bull occasion as a bride on her wedding night. When the bull leaves it's my turn to climb between her legs. His sperm still oozing from her pussy as she describes the joy of his huge cock, it's he most incredible sex imaginable.

As opposed to physical presence, many Cuckolds prefer live images or photographic evidence of their wife's indulgence. To witness the crotch of a wife's soaked panties before she exposes her spunk oozing pussy is arousal of the highest order. Of course, there are others who live the Cuckold lifestyle to its extreme. Part of a strict regime where anything is possible, husbands become willing slaves. Chastity equipment and dressing in female underwear is prevalent. An orgasm is a privilege that these Cuckold's must earn. Licking clean orgasm juices from both his wife and her bull  may earn him one. Humiliation, such as inadequate cock ridicule brings added arousal to more extreme Cuckolds.

Although in far less numbers, females, (Cuckqueans)  too thrive in a role reversal of male Cuckolds.  Significantly, Gina, one such lady revealed, ‘If my husband was unfaithful behind my back I'd never forgive him, but to watch him undress, caress and share orgasms with another woman is sensual beyond words. He seems revitalized, and I become so wanton that I orgasm at his merest touch.’

This article merely brushes the surface of Cuckold life, but hopefully does gives a little insight. If you would like to read a Cuckold stories based on this article, there are links below.

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Friday, 7 June 2019

Trust Me.


Home Early.

 Betrothed couple Karrie and Steve face a nightmare situation. Their wedding day is rapidly approaching and joy has become despair. Would be groom Steve is destined for prison rather than honeymoon.  Although guilty of smoking marijuana, a bent cop can concoct the evidence to prove he is a dealer. In such extreme situations, victims are often willing to do anything for a resolution. Exactly how far should you go to save a loyal friend or loved one from hopelessness?

As with all bent cops, there is an offer on the table. Money is not an option, far too easy to trace, downfall of many blackmailers. However, if Karrie is willing to cooperate in a certain way, charge papers may never reach official police files. So, the wedding and honeymoon can only go ahead if the bent cop is allowed to help himself to the bride.      

Read the exciting account here.

Also on Smashwords 

Trust Me.

Wednesday, 5 June 2019

Loyalty Bonus.

Sharing and Watching

Couples must match a certain criteria to successfully engage in the promiscuous act of wife sharing. Success is measured, not only in physical pleasure; it requires a couple to enter, engage and emerge from an arrangement with their relationship as strong or even stronger. Physically, glorious sex is not difficult to endure, but mentally, without a sensible approach, it could lead to a lifetime of regret. Fortunately, in this story Bonus Prize, Sue and Jed leave no stone unturned,  and every last moment can be savored as an incredible sexual memory. 

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Tuesday, 4 June 2019

Is a Bukkake Coming Your Way?

Bukkake--Treat Delivered by Hand

In the not too distant past, a joke was doing the rounds that asked ‘What are the two biggest lies told by men? The punch line answers were revealed as -‘The cheque/check is in the post’-followed by-‘I promise not to come/cum in your mouth.’

However, times change and the second part of the punch line no longer works. Many ladies now feel that a blowjob is not complete without a mouthful of sperm. In fact, a spunky delivery has become so popular that, Bukkakes are fast becoming the most sought after erotic gift among by the more promiscuous ladies.

For those who are not aware-a Bukkake is an event during which a naked female has her body drenched in sperm by any number of masturbating males. Ideally, the more the better. So, ladies, when your loved one asks you to choose that special birthday or anniversary treat--Don’t hesitate, cum up with Bukkake.

Wednesday, 20 April 2016