Does less Smoking mean more Sex?
Buck Before Quitting
While many viewed the latest increase on a packet of Cigarettes to be extortion, up to £10, it delighted my friend Buck who wished it had been more. Deciding to quit the 40 a day habit, Buck now has excess money and can afford regular visits to his local brothel.
‘Fucking sure beats coughing,’ he says. And when asked if he missed a satisfying smoke afterwards-he replied, ‘Inhaling a succulent breast provides better satisfaction.’
While we all miss him in the local pub, we don't begrudge him his new horny lifestyle. If only I could join him! Unfortunately, I never opted to smoke. Had I done so, I too could have quit and found myself with lots of spare money. Buck suggested I start smoking now, he reasoned-‘Cigarettes will cost £20 a packet in the near future, people who quit then will become wealthy, probably have enough money to live in a brothel permanently.’
Buck Without Cigarettes
I don' have a head for finances, but I will have to give his advice some thought. Meanwhile, I'll stick with my right hand,-at least there are no nicotine stains on it.