Showing posts with label quit smoking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quit smoking. Show all posts

Thursday 22 May 2014

Swap Smoking for Sex.

Does less Smoking mean more Sex?

Buck Before Quitting






While many viewed the latest increase on a packet of Cigarettes to be extortion, up to £10, it delighted my friend Buck who wished it had been more. Deciding to quit the 40 a day habit, Buck now has excess money and can afford regular visits to his local brothel.

‘Fucking sure beats coughing,’ he says. And when asked if he missed a satisfying smoke afterwards-he replied, ‘Inhaling a succulent breast provides better satisfaction.’

While we all miss him in the local pub, we don't begrudge him his new horny lifestyle. If only I could join him! Unfortunately, I never opted to smoke. Had I done so, I too could have quit and found myself with lots of spare money. Buck suggested I start smoking now, he reasoned-‘Cigarettes will cost £20 a packet in the near future, people who quit then will become wealthy, probably have enough money to live in a brothel permanently.’

Buck Without Cigarettes





I don' have a head for finances, but I will have to give his advice some thought. Meanwhile, I'll stick with my right hand,-at least there are no nicotine stains on it.

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